I don’t care who was before me as long as I know...
me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woohoo woohoo woohoo propose
good-for-mee: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.